If you had sex with an extraterrestrial at Area 51 and you have nothing to show for it, then this is the shirt for you! Because then you'll have this SHIRT to show for it! And those wonderful memories of REDACTED and then when they did that REDACTED with the REDACTED, woooo who could forget that?
• Combed and ring-spun cotton/poly
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
